Booger​/​Nerd Alert Split Cassette

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Booger/Nerd Alert Split Cassette

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released 19 March 2012

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Track Name: Booger - this is why we cant have nice things
the damage has been done, the kids have had their fun, and we all live to see another day, we manage to get by, and still enjoy our life, keep the party going the rent paid.

bridges all burned, no lessons learned, we stand in defiance, hammer us down, block out the sound, you'll get no compliance, dont want a suit and tie, dont need a nine to five, we just want to feel alive.

there's no meaning to find, no reason or rhyme, we're born and trained to work until we die, but we just cant see fit to buy into that shit, we spend our lives in search of a good time.
Track Name: Booger - You like this
living on the ad space that they sell
we've "lol'd" ourselves to hell
gauge your self esteem based on the worth of your digital self.

log on, spill your guts, tell the world how you feel, that connection isn't real.

you've got the angles all just right
for your hot date tonight on skype
and though you've never met outside of the net
their profile says that they are just your type.

and if you step away from the screen, and you walk outside, there's a whole world filled with real connections, and natural light.
Track Name: Booger - starting a fire with two sticks and pure rage
omelets, poured from adder's eggs
blankets, weaved from spider's webs
processed, and packaged on a shelf
poison, we're toasting to our health.

we fucked up, it's too late, we can't be saved.
there's no help coming from above.
cut down, and destroy, control, and exploit.
reduce to ashes, mud, and dust.

bloated, you still cant get your fill
bargains, find the better deal
programmed, to stumble through your life
seeking, a house, a car, a wife.

you think that we'll be fine, so you refuse to make a change, that we were put here on this earth, and we were meant to live this way. well i've got sour news, for you and all your friends, there's noone coming down, to save you in the end.
Track Name: Nerd Alert - Oh Nuts!
I poured out my guts
Then you kicked me in the nuts.
I think I was too upfront.
Why won't you give me a chance?
Everytime i see you
You run the other way.
I think you need to hear what I'm tryin, Tryin ta say.

Please dont do this to me.
I think really highly of you
and I really like your face
You could be my baby,
and I could kiss you everyday,
Maybe? You could be my lady?

I know I'm not your type,
But it doesnt mean that it's not right.
There's no need to fight!
Why don't you give me a chance?

I know you wish i was dead
But I meant every word I said
Just get it thru your head
You should just give me a chance

Please dont do this to me.
I think really highly
of you
and I really like your face
You could be my baby,
and I could kiss you everyday,
Maybe? You could be my lady?

I'll be standing here in the rain until you come to your window.
I'll take you anywhere you want to go, just stop kickin me in the nuts!

I should write it down for everyone to see.
So maybe
you should be my lady!
Track Name: Nerd Alert - Superstitious Girl
Superstitious girl
you're not stepin on the cracks.
Do you know that my mom owns 36 big black cats!
Its Friday the 13th
so wont you come around.
There's no one to be scared of
And nothing to be frightened about.

On your way over just remember what you always told me:
If you step on a crack you'll break your mothers back!
Step on a line, you break your father’s spine!
Step in a hole, the devil takes your soul!
There are just some things you know you cant control.
It doesn't matter when we're walking under ladders
You've just got too many cares in this world.
My superstitious girl!
Track Name: Nerd Alert - Cool Beans
The night we met she said to me
"Lets go get some coffee"
I never thought That youd be
ever into a nerd like me.

shoo be du whop!
whoa!

Please pinch me im dreamin.
Oh crap Im so nervous now.
shoo be du whop!
whoa!

Coffee drinks and Cutsie winks.
They just make my heart sink.
A geek like me will love you forever
despite what all your girlfriends think.

I could be naive but i think that we were meant for each other.
Lets runaway and sing this song forever and ever.
Track Name: Nerd Alert - Faceplant
I did a faceplant
riding on my skateboard yesterday.
Everyone saw me
Now I'm a laughing stock
but thats ok

I know I'll never live this one down.
Now I'm picking my teeth up off the ground.

I did a faceplant.
I scraped my knee and skinned my hands.
Mom's gonna kill me!
Because I ripped a whole in my brand new pair of pants.


I know I'll never live this one down.
Now I'm picking my teeth up off the ground.

Next time I'll think twice about droppin in.
I'll stay at home where I'll begin to
Forget about a sport that I'm not even good at
I'd rather be at the computer lab.

I did a faceplant
riding on my skateboard yesterday.
Everyone saw me
Now I'm a laughing stock
but thats ok

I know I'll never live this one down.
Now I'm picking my teeth up off the ground.
Track Name: Nerd Alert - Softy
I can't seem to peel myself off this couch at all.
Somethings just never change.

So many things I'd like to do today.
First thing is to
forget about you.
I got a bright future coming round the bend
So tonight ill just hang out with my friends.

And just when I thought I'd be alright
you show up just to kill my whole night.
This is the worst Ive felt in my entire life.
Why does this happen to me?

Don't forget, we tried to work it out
but that didn't interest you.
So tonight ill do my best
I'll try to see it through.
My eyes are leaking
Your face is leaving
so what now?

Hold on, Hold on.

And just when I thought I'd be alright
you showed up just to kill my whole night.
This is the worst Ive felt in my entire life.
Why do you do this to me?
Please leave.